UHHH 2023 / 2024 MisManagement

Fore score and seven beers ago, our founding forefathers created the hash under the guise that all hashers are created equal.  But they were drunk. When they sobered up and realized how stupid that was, they tossed it and decided to try and hand out menial tasks so the kennel didn't completely fall apart. Thus, mismanagement was born.

Here's ours:

Grand Master Emeritus: Grampa YankMyDick

GME is not actual mismanagement, rather more like a tribal elder… it’s an honorary position, kind of like the queen of England used to be before kicking the royal bucket.  Only for the oldest of old school hashers of the kennel, the only real function is to be tie-breaker when the rest of these idiots can’t agree on something and to throw in his or her honored opinion, usually unsolicited.

 Grand Masters: I Punched a Guy and I Liked It&RedRim

The GM provides direction to the rest of the cat-herders, actively participates in planning events any bigger than a dress run, and encourages the kennel traditions to propagate.

Religious Advisers: Chew my Bacca, I Punched a Guy and I Liked It, Dog and Pony Show, RedRim

The RA is the face and the voice of the kennel and the Master of Ceremonies of the hash. The RA runs opening and closing circle, including among other things the blessing of the hares, introductions, trail violations, and hash namings. When the RA opens circle, all should fall silent and listen with baited breath to the forthcoming wisdom / drunken ramblings, but that rarely happens, and the RA usually needs to exhibit skills of a seasoned cat herder.

Hare Raisers: I Punched A Guy And I Liked It

As Hare Raiser you have ONE job... to make sure that each scheduled hash has someone to hare.  And while the Hare Raiser by default has to hare any hash he or she fails to secure a hare for, it should be noted that all hashers should hare 10% of the hashes they attend.

Haberdasher: Golden Doodle, I Punched A Guy And I Liked It

The Haberdasher designs and orders kennel-personalized goods to sell to the local group as well as visitors, and also event specific swag. 

Hash Cash: Madagascar

The Hash Cash is responsible for making sure that $1 per attendee of each hash is collected so hab can be purchased, campouts funded, and Grampa can be kept knee deep in hookers and blow.

Song Meister: Dog and Pony Show

The Song Meister is responsible for introducing new songs to the group, and should circle not have the brain cells to come up with a down-down song, the Song Meister will be the go-to person to provide one.

Beer Meisters:

Beer Meisters make sure that the trails have beer. Often it will mean opening and closing circle and having the hare provide beverages for stops on trail. It’s also possible that the BM’s (those shits) could make hares responsible for ALL beer for trail and circle… it’s up to them!

Web Masturbator: My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Closet

The Web Masturbator is responsible for keeping up to date the electronic footprint of the kennel in general and the info for upcoming hashes in particular.

MisManagement elections are now held yearly as part of the Analversary Hash in October.